09-02-10

Let's be clear.

If you judge a website based on one week's update then yer really not being very fair.  I mean there's always gonna be good weeks and better weeks - it's the nature of the beast.  BUT if that's the kinda shallow thinker that you are - DO IT THIS WEEK!

Why?

'Cause this is an OUTSTANDING UPDATE!  Sheeee--it... Just look at that lineup!  Its a content Tour-de-force!  Starts off with "Gray Goo" - chicks' a lickin' under the evil influence of nasty nano-bots while the deranged scientist cheers them on (Video no less!) and "Recycle or DIE" - more video with a self-absorbed booby-babe get'n the work-over from a TRASH monster for endangering planet Earth!  Hell, that's just the VIDEOS!

Then James Lemay rolls out the next chapter of "Alien Winter" which in my humble opinion is his best work to date!  And that's say'n a lot.  Katrina barely escapes a mutant alien tentacle assassination attempt at the bottom of the world - but she's not safe yet - Evil Olga is gonna give it another try!  On top of that Briaeros sends in the next "Lost Lands" chapter with Cameron bound and tied and completely unable to resist the evil Amazon queen's lesbian advances!  (Gotta try that myself!).

And it ain't over yet!

Check out "IMMORAL KOMBAT" if only to see THE PUNISHER work over SCORPIA deep down in the depths of HELL!  He promised her a real hot time and baby - she's get'n it!  How about an ABDUCTION?  Yeah... we'll do that.  It'll be part two of the redneck diplomacy chapter.  Yeah.  And we'll have another stacked alien attempt to rescue the first one... and then we'll let the rednecks get the better of 'em!  That's want we'll do... er did in this weeks "ABDUCTION" update!  And to round out the perfect update we're gonna have to have a really good "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" retro-comic.  Let's see... Hmm... GOT IT!  We're gonna go with "INCUMMING" from a few years ago.  Nasty (and horny) alien critter takes a shot at a gorgeous spacebabe, only to suffer the ultimate sanction after the dirty deed is done.  Yep.  That'll cap it off!

So there ya have it!

And it's an amazing update chock-full of quality thrills and giggles.  Good job team!  You guys enjoy the three day weekend ('least here in da USA) and we'll see ya all next week.

NOTE: Exciting shoot scheduled for next Tuesday - two new hotties - new models - letcha know how it went next week!

Never a dull moment.
Mike da Mutant

08-27-10

Did it!

Check out the clips from "Recycle or DIE!" and tell me if you'd like to be the trash monster!  And the Archives are up!  Man... take your time lookin' through 'em - there's a LOT of excellent work in there.  James Lemay's second collection has got so many favorites from the pouty lip/puffy nipple master that you GOTTA have it!  Then Slid's entire "Jane Deerborn" series and (my favorite) "Vampire City" is FINALLY available, and if you don't at least check it out then you, sir, are worse than a pin-hole in a rubber!  Oh... we very quietly snuck in a couple new archives last week too - "Wrecking Crew" and "SpaceLab51/K.A.T.E." for you 3D poser lovers!

Go get 'em fellas!

Mike da Mutant

08-26-10

Video power play?

Could be.  "Gray Goo" continues Goo-Betty's work of spreading the Goo - and Dr Grey sure doesn't seem to mind.  But man cannot live on Goo alone, so TOMORROW I'm gonna kick off the next flic "Recycle or DIE!"  Yep we've been screwin' the planet for so long that it's starting to return the favor... real personal like, ya dig?  When a repeat offender is sentenced to community service after her 8th littering conviction she's not at all prepared.  She's over dressed, under enthused, and about to try to cheat when she should be toe'n the line.  But events are about to teach this gal a really big, really SMELLY lesson!  Tomorrow..

Death be not proud (or permanent)

Scorpia bites the big one under Firestorm's unrelenting assault!  Yep... she's a deader.  But unfortunately (for her) death isn't the end of the "IMMORAL KOMBAT" - no sir.  There's a STIFF penalty to pay for losing in this contest - a quick trip to HELL where the PUNISHER awaits!  Then... she'll be back for REVENGE!  Then there are two bitchin' short stories up this week.  "Inherited Haunting" from Slid about a babe that gets the estate of some distant relative and discovers that the estate comes with ghostly perverted baggage, and "Station 385" which could have been called the "Earthmen or horny idiots and it's easy to screw 'em and suck out their life-force testosterone trap."  But we'll just call it Station 385.  Much easier to say in one breath.

Don't mess with a killer!

"The BERSERKER" is back!  And if you haven't figured it out yet - she's not one to be fucked with!  You make a deal with this gal, you better plan on keeping it.  Just ask the two low-lifes that tried to rip her off today - oh sorry.  You can't - they're DEAD!  But they both got a helluva blowjob before the ice pick slipped into their ear!  Hope it was worth it...  Then the W.A.B.A.C. machine summons "Kayla's Run" from somewhere deep in the past to entertain you in the present.  Poor sex-slaves... they never get the recognition that they so richly deserve.  But hey - at least they get a lotta action!

Tommorow

"Recycle or DIE" will be posted and we're rolling out a BUNCH of brand-new ARCHIVES for your amazement. TOP-SHELF stuff for all you new guys who weren't members when this great content rolled through the member area. So for a mere pittance you can catch up on some of the best comic content from HorrorbabeCentral and SpacebabeCentral and (as always) members get a hefty discount!

Till tomorrow,
Mike da Mutant

08-19-10

GOO Betty GOO!

And so she does.  When Dr. Grey walks right back into the lab and discovers an outbreak she should have turned and bolted.  But nooooooo.  Now she's the cherry on top of a GOO sundae and Betty's got the spoon!  The other Dr. - Dr. Gray seems quite content to just set back and watch Betty do her thing... for now.  But you can bet that before it's over he'll want to spew some "Gray Goo," too!  Then there's three delicious short stories up this week.  First one is "Devils Lust" - the Devil's on prowl and horror sex is his calling card!  Beware sinner - he's lookin' at YOU!  Then "Dead Sky Above Us" is up with chapter two of Slid's mini-series about the great unknown, and "DEAD FREAKS" demonstrates why graveyard sex is such a BAD idea! 

After all, who wants to share?

"IMMORAL KOMBAT" spins into it's second week and the magic wand ain't cuttin' it against the cosmo-zapper!  But it's the skill of the magician, not the wand that makes the difference, right?  So don't place yer bets just yet!  Then James Lemay serves up a fresh chapter of "Brothel of Blood" and the action gets HEAVY!  Wrappin' it up is the W.A.B.A.C. machine's presentation of "Cary Cosmic" - and this girl has APPETITES!

Bona appetite!

Mike da Mutant

08-12-10

IMMORAL KOMBAT - THE NEXT CHALLENGE BEGINS!

Yep, there's a whole new batch of "Immoral Kombat" heading your way, starting with this weeks double-sized introduction! Horrorbabe guys know what's up but it'll be a surprise to the Spacebabe vets. Now they can see what they were missing! Lotsa great looking babes lined up for this one - stay frosty. VIDEO: Dr. Grey comes back to find that Dr. Gray has gone gooey all over Betty! And now Betty wants to REPLICATE with Dr. Grey and spread the "GRAY GOO"! The alarm's been sounded but it's far too late. We're all DOOMED! And don't ya just love Betty's oral fixation?

The comic mother load!

"Dionise CA" is back in the comic lineup with a bathroom quickie that gets rough and causes a gal to see DEMONS! (I'm told that this is common in California). That ever-popular killer with the tits is back as the "Alien Huntress" gets a little too confident and gets herself nabbed. But she'll soon screw her way out of this mess - as always, right? I'm pretty sure. Then there's a new "Night Terrors" about the perfect gal - she can become TWO perfect gals for kinky sex at will!

Just DON'T EVER piss her off.

And just brought back from oblivion is "Dream Story". The "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" came up with a dark one this time! Then we introduce ya to the next big thing: "The Galactic Hunter"! Actually, we'll spend most of the time on the creepy alien that abducts the Earth girls (and what he does to 'em!) but you'll get the idea - she's a KILLER!

Couple new ARCHIVES will be available tomorrow. Then next week a couple more!

Mike da Mutant

08-05-10

Interesting... death by GOO! 

Betty has worked so hard on Dr. Gray's "problem" and this week she gets her reward!  I hope it's everything that she expected.  But the other researcher (yeah - she with the tits) is on the way back to the lab now.  This should be real... real interesting!  Just another day in the life of those infected with the "GRAY GOO!" 

I can't believe that it's been a month since we kicked open the doors.  But it's gotta be 'cause this week James Lemay is back with chapter two of "Alien Winter!"  And this time the alien menace visits our heroine in the shower.  TENTACLE TIME!  Then an unfortunate alien lands her shapely ass deep inside hillbilly territory and gets a real "down home" welcome from the local Billy Bob's in Darkworld's "Abduction."

Baseball bat diplomacy at it's finest!

Cameron has been captured by the evil Amazons and now the immortal queen thinks Cammy would make a fine oral sex slave.  Naturally there's some disagreement, but the queen forces the issue and it's off to the lesbo chamber of doom!  But doom is her stock in trade and Cameron has always triumphed magnificently in "Lost Lands."  Hope I didn't jinx her!

There's a haunting short story of a shapely ghost in "Blonde in the Taxi" and Slid's back with a fresh issue of "Vampire MILF!"  This time the awesomely evil Ligea seeks out ancient knowledge, but learns that there's a HUGE price - even for a vampire!  Finally, a touching tail of love on the run as "The W.A.B.A.C. Machine" tosses up Tish's 2002 comic "Mike the Mutant"...

Hmmm... it's GOTTA be good!
Mike da Mutant

07-29-10

LAST CALL!

I said I’d keep the links to Spacebabe Central and Horrorbabe Central open for two weeks after we smushed ‘em together to create Monsterbabe Central.  It’s been a month. But just outta paranoia I’m gonna keep ‘em up for ONE LAST WEEK!  If there’s anything you gotta have from the old sites – and you had a membership to one (or both) - this is your last chance.  Here are the links again:

OLD SpacebabeCentral 
OLD HorrorbabeCentral 

The databases that control access to the old member areas have already started to purge so if you have any trouble logging in with your old user/pass let us know on the help desk and we’ll fix something up for ya.  This is strictly a member-only offer.

Now on to the good stuff!

Evil faces off against evil as a werewolf demands the affections of a dazzling witch after he’s served as her assassin.  But deals mean nothing to the damned so there’s a deadly double... uh… triple cross ending!  You’ll find “The Wolf and the Witch” in the short story section.  Be prepared - the next short story is pretty grim.  “The Butcher” has snagged his latest victim and after a little “play time” it’s a rush to ring the dinner bell!  Well... she does look yummy!

The final short story this week is “Training Day.”  Friggin’ alien space cadets get the inside scoop on why they REALLY keep taking our Earth gals!  And now the next generation of off-planet ne'er-do-wells has the acquired a taste for human nookie!  THIS MUST BE STOPPED!  I’m workin’ on it.  Then the awesome “BERSERKER” is cornered by the techno-cops, but she’s not intimidated.  Using all her artificially bred enhancements she manages to turn the cuffs on the cops and get back on her mission! 

Strap in.  This week’s “Gray Goo” update is all action!  It kinda looks like Betty has decided that the only way out is to suck the evil out of Dr. Gray.  Seems kinda sketchy to me - but I don’t mind if she tries.  He seems to be pretty okay with it, too.  GO BETTY!  And I’ve cobbled together a weird collection of out-takes and old clips and just plain strange stuff that we’ve done to flesh out the final “Invasion Report” clip.  Goofy seems to be the order of the day, but it’s a lotta fun and who knows, ya might just learn sumthin!  Then the final chapter of “Deep Seed” is up in the W.A.B.A.C. Machine.  The whole story is complete and next week we’ll see what Mr. Peabody recommends as a replacement. 

Till then, I remain
Mike da Mutant

07-22-10

Hey!  Things are chuggin' along!  Hello all you new guys!  Welcome to the club.  Hope yer findin' yer way around okay.  We're still tinkering with the site's layout - try'n to simplify access to the free samples and other ‘lil tweaks, but so far - so good! 

The conclusion of "The Invasion Report"

...is up this week!  You might come away from it thinkin' that we still have a technological/supernatural rift in the newly joined organization.  Nahhh...  It'll blow over.  They'll learn to get along.  One way or the other.  But I guess we'll have to crack a few heads (assuming that they've got heads).  Busty (but brainless) Betty is get'n the pounding of her career this week from a nanobot controlled researcher named Dr. Gray.  That's really saying a lot considering Betty's many... uh..services... yeah, personal services that she's provided at the old SBC headquarters during her tenure.  Hang in there Betty and watch out for the "Gray GOO!" 

Vampire lovers beware! 

Don't trust 'em!  Check out "Night with a Vampire" Pt2 in the short story section and pay close attention to her hands on the last page!  Yeah.  Sumthin's up!  And holy double-whammy, Bat Man!  There's another Vampire story this week!  And this one is the first issue of "The Brothel of Blood" from James Lemay!  It's his newest series (maybe his best!) and it's the saga of an "innocent" prostitute seeking shelter from life's perils in a Brothel.  She thinks she's safer there than out on the streets.  And she's soooooo wrong!  EXCELLENT!  Then Slid kicks off a four-part mini series with the first chapter of "Dead Sky."  Now I'm not try'n to cover for the murderous aliens responsible for this outrage - all I'm saying is that if you're gonna die horribly at the hands of an alien race - THIS is not a bad way to do it!  It's all relative, but you’ll see what I mean.  Slid's just get'n the story started!  It's in the short story area - ya gotta check it out!

Total Recall?

Nope.  They wasted waaay too much time on Arnold in that flick.  Luckily, we're here to set things right and present it the way it SHOULD have been done!  Just a little Arnold hero setup then >BAM< spend our time on the chick with three boobs!  NOW we're talkin' about some interesting science fiction!  Why can't Hollywood get it right?  A.B. Lust created "Total Bullshit" to set the “Recall” record straight - and that it will!  Rounding out another week is the W.A.B.A.C. Machine's "Deep Seed" - part 3 is up this week.  This poor gal shares the ass-hugger experience with another, but she's still gonna be somebody's bitch!  Once they HAVE her – they can’t give her back!  One more chance to get free - next week!

So enjoy the update fellas.  We're still working to make 'em grand.  And I'll get right back to keeping the peace around here just as soon as SOMEBODY GETS THIS FRIGGIN VAMPIRE OUT OF MY REFRIGERATOR!!!!!

ARGGGHHH!!!
Mike da Mutant

07-18-10

ARGHHHHhhh!!!!!  Busted ass all weekend.  STILL didn't get the Newscast up till just after midnight (Monday morning).  Lotta work... Sorry for the tardiness.  Bit off more than I could chew again I guess.  But IT'S UP!  And Part Two will roll out with this Thursday's regular update so see ya then!

Mike da Mutant

07-16-10

“I get more ass than an Afghani goat-herder with a case of Viagra”

So says the Vampire!  Things have been kinda up in the air for the last few weeks as you might imagine after the “merge.”  Fuckin’ Ghouls keep breaking into the soda machines, the aliens are running scared from the zombies (apparently they’re tasty!) and even the swamp monsters are get’n into fights with the cyborgs!  ARRRGGHH!!!!

So… I’m grasping at straws here, but I’m outta ideas.  In desperation, I’m bringing back “The Invasion Report” – hoping that if we report on the problem it’ll go away.  Seen it work all the time on TV.  “Government Broke – BANKRUPT!” screams the news – then – nothing.  It’s no longer news I guess ‘cause there’s nothing else ever said or done about it.  So apparently if ya talk about it a little – it’ll no longer be a problem and… I guess it fixes itself?  Anyway... Gonna give it a try.  So check back in sometime Sunday when Monsterbabe Central’s ALL-NEW INVASION REPORT will post!  SBC veterans – you know that this is the UBER-GOOD stuff.  HBC guys and all you newbies – standby for something TOTALLY different!  The INVASION REPORT - it’s soooo much fun to watch!  Sunday…

Now let’s talk update.

First off, you gotta check out the movie.  Dr. Gray is nano-controlled and Betty is about to get the ride of her life!  Now - as you know, Betty is kinda the “good time had by all” here at Spaceba.. MONSTERBABE Command so we’d hate to see anything bad happen to her.  Mostly.  At least no permanent damage.  Anyway, she’s get’n the high-hard one from an experiment gone way, waaay bad and Doc Gray hasn’t even gotten to the “GRAY GOO” yet!  Developing story – check back next week.

Then a buxom maid finds an unwelcome guest has arrived to claim his fleshy prize.  But is “The Visitor” REALLY unwelcome with his endless all-night sex cravings?  Methinks not!  And Predator whips a new chapter of “Alien Huntress” on us that is great to look at, advances the story about the hunt, features several different horny aliens, and has one of the longest blowjob scenes ever to fit in 5 pages!  Folks… we’re talkin’ QUALITY entertainment here!  Okay – ya get past that one and we’ll get ya with the next.  Edgar Rocha’s fresh chapter of ”After School Special” (I just call it ASS) wraps up the “HELP! I’m get’n screwed by museum statues come to life” story.  But there may still be consequences.  Hope so. 

Basta trots out a new “Night Terrors” comic about a gal that gets a magic camera (or was it a magic camera that gets the girl?).  Either way it's tits and ass and scary lollipops so don’t overlook it!  And the W.A.B.A.C. machine still functions!  TWO weeks in a row!  This week it comes up with part 2 of Wasabi’s ‘lil ass-hugger saga.  Last week she got ass-hugged, this week she seeks help for her “condition.”  But the doctor and staff are distracted by her instant-enlargement tits, and I don’t think that they’re really helping her much.  Can’t blame ‘em!

FULL SPEED AHEAD!  DAMN THE..uh..VAMPIRES? 

Mike da Mutant

07-09-10

Memberships notes

Hmmm... ya know, I coulda made one thing clearer.  So I'll try right here.  If you were a member of Spacebabecentral or Horrorbabecentral your membership has just rolled over to Monsterbabecentral.  You don't have to do ANYTHING - your old user name and password will work on the new site and the billing stuff remains the same.  So as long as you agree that the new site's worth hanging around for - you're set! 

If you were a member of BOTH SBC and HBC then all you have to do is cancel one or the other membership (doesn't matter which one) and the other will allow you access here.  YOUR BILLING PRICE REMAINS THE SAME ($20) for as long as you remain a member.  Starting next week - new joins will cost $25 but the price increase DOES NOT EFFECT ANY CURRENT MEMBERS.
Anybody that's a member before the price increase will maintain the old price for future re-billing.  If ya quit and join again later... THEN you'll pay the new price.

LAYOUT

Get'n a few confused folks on the helpdesk.  Those of you familiar with SHC expect a weekly "Member Area."  You won't find it here.  All the content pages with the samples and the links to the member's content are available from the HOME page by clicking on the buttons found there.  First time you click on the MEMBER CONTENT links you will be asked for your user name and password.  Once you have given it you will be considered "logged in" and will not be asked for it again during that session.  So even though the page looks the same (it is) you can ONLY get to the content AFTER you log in.

In other words this website is COMPLETELY WYSIWYG (What ya see is what ya get).  It's that way on purpose, and once you switch off the SHC "member area" mindset it's quite logical and easy to understand.  Everybody sees the same pages and free samples - but only members can get the content links to work!

Thanks to everyone for the support and the terrific response to the big merger.  So far it's going better than I ever expected and I've got you guys to thank for it.  So... THANKS!

Mike da Mutant

07-08-10

Well it coulda gone a lot worse!

I'll probably screw something BIG up this week to make up for it but... THE SWITCH OVER WENT GREAT!  I messed up a few links and quickly corrected them (thanks for the tips guys!), a couple fellas got all tweaked 'cause they couldn't get to all the old stuff (They could - ya GOTTA READ the What's New!) but that wasn't my fault (as much) so all-in-all it went AMAZINGLY well! 

So what's new this week?

More roll out's that's what!  James Lemay starts a new comic series this week.  James is pretty much doing work for us exclusively besides some commission work from time to time, and he's doing TWO new series for us now.  This week we start "ALIEN WINTER" which I think is his absolute best!  He doesn't.  He thinks that the next new series (to start in two weeks) "Brothel of Blood" is his best work.  He could be right, but then so what?  I don't need no stinkin' facts when I've already got an opinion!  Regardless, "Alien Winter" is SUPERB!  Big cast of characters and a masterfully sewn story with great suspense, peril, and tons of ACTION!  If you don't like it then you sir - are a CAD!

And...?

And the promised W.A.B.A.C. section is open for your perusal. (Tip 'o the hat to Mr. Peabody and his boy Simon.)  Okay, you can call it the WAYBACK section if you wanna - 'cause that's what it's for.  EVERY WEEK we'll post a "once-run, years-ago" comic or series or whatever of great content that you would have enjoyed if you were a member of SBC or HBC waaaaaaay back.  Most of this stuff is not even available in our Archives area!  It's great to have a place to share the really good stuff (without re-running it in place of something new) - hence this section begins the 4 part saga of "Deep Seed" by Wasabi from the SpacebabeCentral archives of 2002!  And you ain't seen NUTHIN yet!  Go go go go GO!!!

So without further adieu - THIS WEEK

You're get'n the new James Lemay comic "ALIEN WINTER" (did I mention that I think it's his BEST?), the first issue of Wasabi's "Deep Seed," the FINAL clips from "Bloody Harry" (bummer... but it's ALL ONLINE NOW - and it will GO AWAY next week when something new starts), the FINAL update of "Sex Droids in Space" (thanks again Robotman!), the next set of "Gray GOO" movie clips (you like?  I like it lots!), and "LOST LANDS!"  Yep, Briaeros presents us with another fantastic issue of the adventures of Cameron Connel, and there's way more to come! 

Conclusions

While remaining confident in my own ability to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory, even I must admit that this has really turned out to be a good thing.  With more time to lavish on the combined site, we'll make it deeper, more varying in content, more detailed and just plain better in every way than either of the predecessor sites. 

Let's raise the bar!
Mike da Mutant

07-01-10

What's NEW?  IT'S A WHOLE NEW BALL GAME!

We finally took the plunge and merged SpacebabeCentral and HorrorbabeCentral!
I'm always get'n hassled about there being a distinction without a difference between the technological and supernatural monsters that populate the sites so... here it is!

I kept the VERY BEST from each genre and the new site is full of outstanding content - just check it out!  And this is just the start.  We're gonna revise the Pay Per View page and the Archives collections soon.  There's gonna be a new section called the "Way Back Machine" that'll feature some of the best short stories from years gone by, and every update after today will have SEVEN FEATURES PER WEEK!

Goals: Combine efforts to improve the content quality, stop the redundancy and duplication of effort, expand the possibilities, widen the content mix, and turn up the HEAT!

Complications: unintended consequences will no doubt bite us on the ass for a little while.  You see a bug - PLEASE - drop us a note at the Helpdesk.  The next few days will see an ongoing effort to catch any boo-boos and refine the look and feel of the site, so expect it to be pretty fluid for a while.

Several of these features will end in the next week or two and when that happens we've got some fan-friggin-tastic replacements from James Lemay (TWO new series!), Santana, Slid, AB Lust and others just waiting for a button-spot to open up. NO SNOOZING! As the stories and features conclude they'll go away quick to make room for new stuff - so don't miss a week!

MEMBERS: Your HBC or SBC password still works and will continue to for as long as you remain a member.  New joins will of course not be affected at all. 

IMPORTANT NOTE: If you were a member of BOTH sites you'll need to cancel one membership (doesn't matter which one) to avoid DOUBLE BILLING!  Hey, the LAST thing I wanna do is rip you guys off - you RULE!  But there's some things that we CAN'T do for ya 'cause of tech limits in merging the databases.  Just kill one and the other will still work.  BUT don't KILL 'em both!  That would be BAD!  The new membership price will be going up in two weeks. (Gimme a break, in nine years we've NEVER raised the price.)  ALL CURRENT members (anyone who joined before July 15, 2010) will continue to enjoy the new website at the current monthly $20 price for as long as you remain a member.  Members who join AFTER July 15th will pay the new monthly price!  But whatta friggin' deal!!  BIGGER - BETTER - BADDER and for current members - IT REMAINS THE SAME PRICE!

SBC guys - check out all the glorious new content from HBC!  And HBC guys you get the same in reverse!  TONS of new stuff from "the other side!"

And just to show you that my shriveled little heart is in the right place here's a link to the old websites just in case something that we didn't carry across was important to ya.  Your SBC or HBC username/password will still work for TWO WEEKS - then they're gone FOREVER! 

OLD SpacebabeCentral 
OLD HorrorbabeCentral 

Tomorrow (Friday) we'll surely be fixing whatever we screwed up today and as I said, we'll be doing corrections and enhancements for a while yet.  But guys... I'm really stoked!  This is gonna be so damn good for everybody!

Whatever I screwed up I'll fix.  Soon as you tell me what it is!

I remain your humble servant,
Mike da MUTANT!